40 Things To Do Before I Die

I Was Damn Bored, So I Decided To Compile A Random List Of Things To Do Before I Die. Pardon Me, Its Really Random. But Some Of It Is True Though.So Let Me Begin ;

1. Get Married ( Like Duh ! )
2. Go On Diet :P
3. Weigh Atleast 60 Or Below Before I Get In The Grave
4. Try On Botox xD
5. Knock On A Stranger's House And Say ' I Fuck Your Mom Last Night ' Then Walk Away, Backward, Slowly
6. Get To University
7. Stand On The Statue Of Liberty
8. See A Living Mermaid
9. Swim With The Whales
10. Tap A Stranger On The Shoulder And Say 'Tag Your It' Then Run Away
11. Teach A Child How To Walk
12. Hit Someone With A Bat And Say 'Sorry , I Thought You Were A Baseball'
13. Write A Novel
14. Make The Expression ' Wow ' Be An Internet Phenomenon
15. Dye My Hair Black
16. Survive NS
17. Laugh At People Who Think They're Internet Celebrity
18. Laugh At Insane People , Wait , I Do That All The Time
20. Punch A Random Kid Cause Why The Fuck Not ? xD
21. Tickle Elmo
22. Count The Number Steps I Walk In A Day
23. Hold My Breath For 5 Minutes
24. Throw Jellybeans At Old People
25. Dance With Barney
26. Stare At A Clock For 1 Whole Day
27. Get Grade B For Maths
28. Run A Marathon
29. Try To Fit Inside A Kangaroo Pouch
30. Be Famous World Wide
31. Do Something Really Stupid And Then Get Away With It Cause I Have A Mentos
32. Milk A Cow, With My Feet
33. Brush My Hair With A ToothBrush And Brush My Teeth With A Comb
34. Save The World
35. Paint Strips On A Horse To Make It Look Like A Zebra
36. Be A Jedi
37. Catch A Cloud With A Vacuum
38. Win A Grammy Award
39. Do What Simon Says
40. Die Peacefully

That's All
Take Care