Rants; Bike Riders

I've Notice More & More People Are Riding Bikes These Days & If You Ride A Bike For Ahwile ,You'll Be a Victim Of SBS Also Known As Sweaty Butt Syndrome.But Its Alright, Okay? Everyone Sweats & Even In That, Moist Crevice Area.

So There Was This One Time I Was WalkingTowards Somewhere When This Guy Passes Me On His Bike.It Didn't Bother Me At The Time Until He Got Off His Bike To Lock It.That Was When I Saw An Eye Full Of Buttocks & Not To Mention, SBS.& It Didn't Help That He Was Wearing Light Coloured Shorts.I Cant Even Begin To Explain What I Saw.It Was Worst Than SBS.It Was ALS, Anal Leakage Syndrome.That's Right, The Stain Was Brown & Runny.Have Fun With That Mental Image.

But Seriously Anyone Who Rides A Bike These Day Needs To Invest In Some kind Of Diapers.So That You Are Safe From Embarrassment, Especially Random Guys Who Talk About You On The Internet.

& One More Thing, Remember The Guy With The SBS ALS PMS Thing, Remember How He Zoomed By Me & It Didn't Bother Me ? Its Because We Were On A Path Way.But If We Were On A Side Walk ,I Probably Would Have A Problem With Him Cause The Whole Situation Would Have Been Different.

I Would Be Walking Down The Sidewalk & He's Riding His Bike Behind Me & He Realises That The Sidewalk Is Narrow So, He Start Going Right Behind Me At My Walking Pace & Then He'd Be Ringing His Bell.His Almighty "Bring Bring" Bell.

Seriously, What's Up With That ? Why "Bring Bring" Me ? Why ? This Is Call The Sidewalk, Not The SideCycle.

So Note To All Those Cyclist Who Ring Their Superior Bell Behind Pedestrians, If You Ever Do It To Me, If You Ever "Bring Bring" Me, I Will Bring-Bring It.I Swear The Next Time I Hear A "Bring Bring" Behind Me, I Don't Care Who You Are Or How Old You Are, I'm Going To Start Flailing My Elbows Around & Sucker Punch You Until I Crack You In The Jaw.& Once You Fall Of Your Bike ,I'm Going To Grab Your Face, Head & Hair And Shove It Into The Gearing System And Then Start Spinning The Pedals Until Your Hair Gets Mangle Into The System & Then To The Chains Then The Gears & Keep On Spinning Until It Gets Really Tight & Your Scalp Rips Apart From Your Skull & Your Blood Start Pouring Out Of You Face Profusely & Shooting Blood Everywhere & I'll Be Like 'HAHAHA BRING BRING ,Who's The Supirior One Now, BITCH'

Yes Its True, I'm Violant, Rawr.

& Did I Mention Peiwoon & I Both Rocks ? Oh Yeah We Do.3.50 Am, It Was A Tie :D

That's All
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