Rants; Have Safe Trip

The Phrase "Have A Safe Trip" Doesn't Really Make Much Sense Cause It Sounds Like You're Demanding The Person To Have A Safe Trip & You Know, Demands Aren't Always Meant For Life.So Stop Saying "Have A Safe Trip" Instead Say "Hope You Have A Safe Trip" Cause There's Always Hope & That's Okay.But "Have A Safe Trip" ? It Just Sounds Wrong.

Well ,What If I'm Sitting On An Aeroplane Which Is Spiraling Out Of Control & Its Heading Towards Earth & The Indian Ocean.I Cant Really Have A Safe Trip Then, Can I ? & I'm Probably Sitting Beside A 4 Year Old Girl ,Screaming Her Lungs Out Yelling "Mommy Mommy !" ,While There's A Fat 45 Year Old, Guy Who Is Sweating Profusely & Has A Smell Equivalent To A Trashcan That Is Full Off Animal Waste & Hasn't Been Cleaned For A Decade Or Any Cuts Of Meat Which Has A Distinct Ordour That Should Not Be Found On The Human Body & He's Also Throwing Up.What Am I Going To Do Then ? I'm Not Going To Have A Safe ,Am I ?

Nor Will I Have A Safe Trip If I'm on A Cruise Ship Or Some Sort, Am I Right ? I Mean What If I'm In My Room Drawing A Nude Potrait Of Some Young Girl ,When All Of A Sudden We Hear Out Side The Window ,Someone Shouting "ICEBERG !! Straight Ahead". Guess What ? I Cant Really Do Much Cause I Cant Navigate A Ship & Even If I Could Navigate A Ship, I Cant Really Do Anything Cause I'm Still Going To End Up Crashing Into The Iceberg & Then Killing Us All.

So Stop Saying "Have A Safe Trip"

Moving Away From The Topic, My Chinese Cousin Are Migrating To Autralia And They Invited Me To Join Them Cause They Now ,How Much I Wanted To Move Aways From This Stuffy Little Island .They're Moving Off Next Month.So I Got A Week To Make Up Mind.I Think I'll Most Probably Take The Offer, But We'll See.

& Screw You Douche Bags, For No Good Reason

That's All
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