Sequel: 30 More Things To Do Before I Die
Ahwile Ago I Made A Post Of "40 Things To Do Before I Die" & Then I Thought About It.Life Is Short, I Should Do More Than Just 40 Things.So Now I Present To You, 30 More Things To Do Before I Die.
1.Meet President Barak Obama
2.Travel All Around Singapore
3.Direct a Movie
4.Try On Steroids
5.Go To A Museum
6.Stand On Top Of A Whale
7.Catch A Fish With My Hands, & Pray To God Its Not A Piranha
8.Witness An Avalanche
9.Go Storm-Chasing A Tornado
10.Celebrate Adolf Hitler's Birthday
11.Learn To Play The Violin, Violently
12.Kill Someone
13.Kill Someone With My Bare Hands
14.Find A Mad Scientist Who Would Actually Give Be 'Bare' Hands To Kill With
15.Start A Racial Riot Between Indians & Black People
16.Climb Mount Everest
17.See The Amazon Rain Forest.Wait, No No.I Don't Think I'll Ever Want To See Your Dad's Crotch.
18.Watch Pokemon, Like How I Use To During My Childhood Years
19.Watch An Elephant, Of The Same Gender, Having Sexual Intercourse
20.Go To A Funeral Of A Guy ,Who Used To Bully Me In School, Do Some Black Magic & Turn Him Into An Undead.Take Out a Shot Gun & Blow His Head Off.Be Proud That I Ended A Silly Grudge Against Him With Extreme Violence While Not Being Held As A Killer But A Hero Amongst Man, Who Saved Human Kind From A Zombie Pandemic
21.Stop Dreaming & Living In A World Of Fantasy
22.Eat a Banana Slowly, Infront Of A Guy
23.Sadly Explain To Birdie That She Will Probably Be Made Into Mcnuggets
24.Land A Plane In A River, Of Urine.Wait, Why Would I Want To Do That ? eew
25.Start Pumping Iron, Into My Veins.I'll Probably Die But It Sound So Cool
26.Stick A Funnel Down Your Urethra.But It Doesn't Stop There.Then Take Baking Soda And Pour It Down The Opening.Then Take a Mixture Of Red Food Colouring & Vinegar & Pour It Down There As Well.Then Take Out The Funnel & Watch A Glorious Display Of Beauty & Wonder.An Eruption Of Red Foam & Urine, & Perhaps Seminal Fluid.Volcano ? VolcaYES.
27.Try To Start A Random Fight With Someone By Saying, "Round 1 ,Fight !"
28.Stare At The Clouds Blankly
29.Pass My N Levels
30.Find Happiness
A Follow-Up Post To;40 Things To Do Before I Die
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